Sunday, December 28, 2008

Harry Reid and the Suicidal Lovebird

He's a whinny little cartoon character that's looking to end it all. I'm talking about the bird.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Al Franken and Renfield

I think I'd rather see Renfield in the senate.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Barney Frank and Buddy Hackett

They both make you laugh but for different reasons...

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Grant Imahara and Stingy

OK, we all know Mythbusters but not too many people probably know this odd almost creepy kids show called Lazytown. Found it one day surfing and Grant came to mind. Get ready because my brain is churning and more Lazytown look-a-likes may be coming.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Macaulay Culkin and Matt LeBlanc

Come on! Look at the eyes!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Kyle Orton and John Entwistle

Maybe you should start a Who tribute band Kyle. Don't count on football for too long.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Tim "Oldest Man" Conway and John McCain

...in all fairness to Barry.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Judge Andrew P. Napolitano and The Wolfman

He's kinda in the early stages of turning into the wolfman...

Friday, August 1, 2008

Gary "Jim Gordon" Oldman and Flanders

If they ever make another Simpson's movie with live actors...


Friday, June 6, 2008

Carlos Zambrano and Curly

Go Cubs go!! Hey Chicago whatta ya say, that song you sing is really gay! Come on, it is!

Monday, May 5, 2008

Molly Erdman and Elastigirl

Funny, I was watching The Incredibles and during a break there was a Sonic commercial. Didn't think I'd find a picture of her or who she was but Molly has quite the following. Lot of lonely guys out there...

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Jason Castro and Tiny Tim

First off I'd like to thank my beautiful soon-to-be wife for this pick! Thanks Babe! You know, the more I hear from Jason Castro the more I like Tiny Tim!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Vladimir Putin and Frank Gorshin

Riddle me this Batman...


Monday, March 17, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt and the puffy shirt in this 19th century photograph

OK, it was St. Patrick's Day weekend and I thought I was just drunk but the photo of the photo is proof! I was in an Irish pub in that great Irish immigration community of Castle Rock, CO and there staring back at me was the puffy shirt. Who knows who it is and if she's even Irish. I'm sure they picked it up at the "Irish Pubs-R-Us" supply store.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Karen Corr and Mo "Lorriane Swanson" Collins

One of my favorite MAD tv characters. Karen, time to lose the 80's glasses...

Friday, February 29, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

Barry Obama and Hadji

Maybe he invented the character like Al Gore invented the internet.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Alberto Gonzales and "Shagman"

Looks like times are hard for Alberto, he's doing commercials for a used car lot in Denver. Sorry Al...

Monday, February 11, 2008

Joel Osteen and Martin "Franck Egglehoffer" Short

I guess Osteen is the hottest TV evangelist on the scene now but give him a little curl of hair on the forehead and you got Franck.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Brian Harnois and Bob "Gilligan" Denver

Another long shot if anybody is going to know Harnois. If you watch the show Ghost Hunters you'll know who he is. If not you still have to agree with the resemblance.

John McGiver and Michael V. Hayden

This one has been bugging me since Hayden was appointed CIA director. McGiver is an actor, you've seen him in TV shows and movies. My first thought was one of Darrin's clients in Bewitched, came up blank. Then The Apple Dumpling Gang came to mind and there he was. Man, I gotta get a life...

Monday, February 4, 2008

Airplane! and McCain and Hillary

Let's set up the scene...
The sick little girl (Julie from Love Boat by the way) in the movie Airplane! is soothed by the flight attendant (probably stewardess back then) playing guitar. They pan around the plane and everybody is smiling with each other. Joy!




Friday, February 1, 2008

Abu Laith al-Libi and Linderman

Is you is or is you ain't dead? Let's hope dead.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Saudi Finance Minister Ibrahim al-Assaf and Bill "Maude's Husband" Macy

Saw this guy in a news photo and thought, "Maude's husband is an Arab?!" Something tells me ol' al-Assaf ain't gonna like the comparison.

Friday, January 25, 2008

The Mars Dude and the Keep on Truckin' Dude

Well, because Mars is farther away than Earth, they're just now experiencing the 70's.



Thursday, January 24, 2008

Jim Mora and Sarek

"Spock! There's...a THING...out...there..."


Sunday, January 20, 2008

Johnny Winter and an English Setter

Maybe it was the tongue...

Friday, January 18, 2008

Madeline Albright and Roz

And to think she was so close to being Number One. Yikes!

Catherine Herridge and Sharon Marsh

Catherine is a reporter on Fox News (relax!) and Sharon is Stan's mom on South Park. Or is it the other way around?

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Mitt Romney and an Easter Island Statue

A raw form chiseled into a symbol of strength and protection, rolled out of seemingly nowhere placed before the people to idolize. Oh, yeah, and those statues are pretty cool too...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Wade Phillips and the Quaker Oats Dude

Football weekend what can I say...

Mick Fleetwood and Hulk Hogan

New World Order turnin'

Eli Manning and Jimmy Neutron

He's gonna need some Jimmy Neutron gadgets to beat Green Bay!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Fred Ziffel and Ron Paul

I think Ron Paul would fit right in in Hooterville, don't you?

Lou Costello and Sean Hannity

In all fairness to Alan "Madame" Colmes...

Cad and John Kerry

Cad! You remember Cad!?!? He's the brainless, bumbling fool assistant of Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog cartoon. Hmmmm, brainless, bumbling fool...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Cindy Sheehan and Allan "Sam the Butcher" Melvin

DISCLAIMER: A fine person like this, that has brought so much good to millions of Americans, does not need to be compared to someone that has led nothing less than a life of a glitzy, camera mugging, selfish Hollywood type. So I would like to assure the American public that I am with you when I say that Allan Melvin is one of the greatest actors of our time and I mean no disrespect in this comparison. Thank you and God Bless America!

Eric Stromer and Fire Marshall Bill

Bit of a stretch that very many people are going to know Eric Stromer but he's your hunky, wacky, handy host of some HGTV home improvement show. (or maybe shows?) Flipping channels one day I was mesmerized by the apparent deprivation of an upper lip area. The front denture protruded forward gleaming with a fresh Hollywood whitening and the first image that came to mind was Fire Marshall Bill, the beloved character of the once wacky, now Hollywood wacko Jim Carey! "Let me show ya somethin'!"

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Norv Turner and Principal Skinner

Now chew through my ball sack Nibbles!

Bobby Flay and Rick Astley

Sing with me!

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Madame and Alan Colmes

OK, this one took some research. I couldn't remember who the ventriloquist was other than "That gay ventriloquist." Hey, back off! So how would you describe him, besides how many straight guys do you know with the handle "Wayland Flowers"! Anyway, I'm probably dating myself now, who really remembers this guy! His claim to fame (I guess?) was his puppet Madame. Now I know Alan has been compared to the Crypt Keeper and it's a good one. But this one has been stuck in my head for years now and it finally worked it's way through fried brain cells and struck me like licking a 9-volt battery.

The Baby Alien and Richard Branson

I saw this picture of Branson one day and he looked kinda red so he reminded me of the alien that popped out of the guy's stomach covered with blood. Maybe it was the teeth...

Chertoff and Beaky Buzzard

Oh, noh, noh, noh, noh, noh!