Saudi Finance Minister Ibrahim al-Assaf and Bill "Maude's Husband" Macy

Saw this guy in a news photo and thought, "Maude's husband is an Arab?!" Something tells me ol' al-Assaf ain't gonna like the comparison.

The Mars Dude and the Keep on Truckin' Dude

Well, because Mars is farther away than Earth, they're just now experiencing the 70's.

Jim Mora and Sarek

"Spock! There's...a THING...out...there..."

Johnny Winter and an English Setter

Maybe it was the tongue...

Madeline Albright and Roz

And to think she was so close to being Number One. Yikes!

Catherine Herridge and Sharon Marsh

Catherine is a reporter on Fox News (relax!) and Sharon is Stan's mom on South Park. Or is it the other way around?

Mitt Romney and an Easter Island Statue

A raw form chiseled into a symbol of strength and protection, rolled out of seemingly nowhere placed before the people to idolize. Oh, yeah, and those statues are pretty cool too...

Wade Phillips and the Quaker Oats Dude

Football weekend what can I say...

Mick Fleetwood and Hulk Hogan

New World Order turnin'

Eli Manning and Jimmy Neutron

He's gonna need some Jimmy Neutron gadgets to beat Green Bay!

Fred Ziffel and Ron Paul

I think Ron Paul would fit right in in Hooterville, don't you?

Lou Costello and Sean Hannity

In all fairness to Alan "Madame" Colmes...

Cad and John Kerry

Cad! You remember Cad!?!? He's the brainless, bumbling fool assistant of Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog cartoon. Hmmmm, brainless, bumbling fool...

Cindy Sheehan and Allan "Sam the Butcher" Melvin

DISCLAIMER: A fine person like this, that has brought so much good to millions of Americans, does not need to be compared to someone that has led nothing less than a life of a glitzy, camera mugging, selfish Hollywood type. So I would like to assure the American public that I am with you when I say that Allan Melvin is one of the greatest actors of our time and I mean no disrespect in this comparison. Thank you and God Bless America!

Eric Stromer and Fire Marshall Bill

Bit of a stretch that very many people are going to know Eric Stromer but he's your hunky, wacky, handy host of some HGTV home improvement show. (or maybe shows?) Flipping channels one day I was mesmerized by the apparent deprivation of an upper lip area. The front denture protruded forward gleaming with a fresh Hollywood whitening and the first image that came to mind was Fire Marshall Bill, the beloved character of the once wacky, now Hollywood wacko Jim Carey! "Let me show ya somethin'!"

Norv Turner and Principal Skinner

Now chew through my ball sack Nibbles!

Bobby Flay and Rick Astley

Sing with me!

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Madame and Alan Colmes

OK, this one took some research. I couldn't remember who the ventriloquist was other than "That gay ventriloquist." Hey, back off! So how would you describe him, besides how many straight guys do you know with the handle "Wayland Flowers"! Anyway, I'm probably dating myself now, who really remembers this guy! His claim to fame (I guess?) was his puppet Madame. Now I know Alan has been compared to the Crypt Keeper and it's a good one. But this one has been stuck in my head for years now and it finally worked it's way through fried brain cells and struck me like licking a 9-volt battery.

The Baby Alien and Richard Branson

I saw this picture of Branson one day and he looked kinda red so he reminded me of the alien that popped out of the guy's stomach covered with blood. Maybe it was the teeth...

Chertoff and Beaky Buzzard

Oh, noh, noh, noh, noh, noh!